The Sanctity of Marriage: 2009

David Letterman announced that he had numerous affairs with various female staff. It was live. It was public. It was unexpected. So much so that the audience wasn't sure if he was joking or not.
He cheated on his wife.
He only outed himself because of an extortionist threatening to out him first.
I don't watch Letterman because I'm totally asleep by then, but heard about it this morning.
What disgusts me is how the media is playing it. Questions targeted the public viewers include, "What did you think of him doing it live? Was it a PR stunt? Was it successful"?
Uhh, how about "Isn't he such an old dirtbag that should be kicked in the balls? Shouldn't his wife knee his glasses in his face?"
No. Instead, the said television outlet goes as far as saying shit like "yeah, he works `late night'"; "he's older", "it could have been because of his HEART problems" etc.

SAY WHAT?!?

So it's okay for him to have f-cked around to help him excite his heart and thus live longer?
F-CK THAT. I even heard them go even further to say how it was BRAVE of him to admit this sh-t on "live" television and that you could even feel SORRY for him. I think I just threw up in my mouth.
I mean, of course. How awful it must have been for him to gather up all the courage to tell the world he's a f-cking pervy f-ck up who cheated on his wife and is only admitting to it now because the extortionist had proof. Poor old man indeed.
And the f-cking news. To even say how this isn't really a surprise because office affairs are common and go call in the poll to see if even you may have had your own work fling.
WHAT THE F-CK? Common? Really?
Does that mean that it is then acceptable? That it's okay for bosses to bang their secretaries, skank women to hide under Presidents' desks and horny adulterers to sneak around during lunch? And then go home and kiss your spouse and kids and eat dinner together?
I don't care what publicity stunt he tried to pull and for the media to feed the rest of the world the acceptance of this whole sh-t. Everyone seems more concerned about how the audience reacted, or how difficult it must have been for him to admit it, or who's idea it was to reveal it, blah blah blah.
After all, it is common.
Uh hello. What about his wife? His son? Or how could someone who's married and supposedly committed do such a thing? But, who cares about them because it's common?
I ain't no old-fashion traditional Catholic that's for sure. I understand that people do cheat, do f-ck up and mess up their marriage (not in MY house though. Y'all know Michael wouldn't even dare). But for people to ignore the whole betrayal of the fact, that the whole notion of marriage is as now as sacred as Kim Kardashian turning into a blonde, is so, so sad.
If I were the old perv's wife I would cut his balls off with dull tweezers and feed it to him while his extra-marital whores watched. Go figure why marriages are going to sh-t, why divorces are common, why the next generation doesn't give a damn about monogamy or STDs for that matter.

And if his wife holds his hand and forgives him, then she's as dumb and pathetic as Kim Kardashian and her blonde hair.