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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Praise the Lord for PVR!

Q: What's so fantabulous about Fall in addition to sleek fashions, breezy weather and new activities?
A: The CW Fall-TV Line-Up!

It's SO good to be on mat leave right now because there are all these new (and old) teeny-bopper shows I live for and die to watch.
Now, the CW produces nothing close to stellar award-winning actors and actresses-- but what they do produce is far better-- hot pieces of ass. Male and female alike. Underage? Who cares. Isn't that the whole zaceffronism behind enjoying these shows? Well, it is for me!
Oldies and newbies-- it's drama, drama, drama GALORE! Season premiers are coming fast outta my ass and I can't catch them soon enough.

And this is why all I gotta say is thank God for PVR! I obviously don't have time to watch these shows once they're scheduled to come on for a variety of reasons (blake,diaper, belle, play, food, clean, dry, wash, bathe, etc) but when I do find some downtime (when the whole house is asleep or a Sunday afternoon while kids are with the grandparents) I like to lie back, relax my muscles and enjoy the new and old favourite CW hotties and stories.

One Tree Hill's back sans Lucas and Peyton. Who cares right? Only will miss the fact that there will be no Brucas reunion. Ever. Real life or not. Nathan (my all time love of all time) plus Julian plus Clay equals Lucas who? Quinn? And always, always, the music. Still a definite must-see for Monday nights.

Gossip Girl was weak last night. They need to up Nate's storyline and stop making him so faggish. Same with Chuck and his pursing of lips. Blair, hot. Serena, not. GG getting blahblah.

90210
- awaiting on my PVR. Would you believe Michael said I missed the season premier already? That's messed up sh-t. Gotta sidereel.com it then. No man hotties as far as last season goes, maybe just Liam, but hopefully they add a new hot piece of a boy. But Adriana? Haven't seen her this season yet, but I love her--- teen-ex-junkie-mother-oopsy-gavebabyforadoption--- or not. Can't wait for the episode that leaves me chanting, "Donna Martin grad-u-ate!"

Melrose Place
- haven't seen it either. Not sure if I'm really down for this or not though. I mean, never was a fan of the original one anyway. And Ashley Simpson-Wentz? Geh. I am going to seriously have to see it and love it that much to be a follower of this one. Will probably a good filler.

Beautiful Life- A Mischa Barton comeback?? THIS I've got to see simply because of that fact. Kind of reminiscent of Models Inc. Anyone remember that from way back when? Loved it, wonder why they cancelled it...

Vampire Diaries- uhhh, really do I need to explain? Vampires? Yes! Edward Cullen? NO! Neither main vampire nor his brother come even close to the fictional or "RPatz" version of Edward. Entirely unimaginable to even touch upon my personal version of Edward. But still, watched the season premier, has a cute chick, seems like a cool story line so far. Wonder when the forbidden love triangle will begin? It ain't noTrue Blood that's for sure, but still a keeper to watch.

So needless to say my PVR is busy. This, mind you is only CW's Fall line up. I haven't included HBO, or my "grown-up" shows yet. And Glee. And Lost and 24 are still far away.
I love living in imaginary TV world. It gives me a break from my imaginary literary world . (More on my books of the summer later).
How do I ensure all this gets taped anyhow? The Answer = Michael, my dears! He is outed. He loves this sh-t as much as I do. He can't deny. He was up watching OTH and GG last night with me while he PVR'd Melrose. So I don't need to do anything. I just gotta sit, search my list and watch.
That's the easy part.
The hard part is getting to sit down to search to watch. Nevertheless, can't wait!!!
Am I a teen, a mom, teenybopper-mom or what? At least I'll never be one of those moms asking "Edward" or some other hottie little boy to hold my baby. I Promise.
Downloading soundtracks next! Along with PVR, thank God for illegal downloading! Hallelujah!

1 comment:

leesha said...

You and I watch the same shows. I missed 90210 and Melrose tonight. Sadly, I don't have PVR, luckily, I know that it's available on Rogers on Demand. I will catch up on the weekend.

If you are interested in Vampire Diaries, I have the first two books. I was a slow read for me but the ending got interesting so I may buy the next two.