3's of Me

Since I've been a crude, pissy biatch lately (even more than the norm, yes), I've decided to lighten "me" up a bit with something steph tagged me with and also saw on leesh's blog.
I write this on a highly sour mood, so some answers may reflect this. don't be offended. it's not you. nor me. it's him. insert evil laugh + bitch face combo here. really? i don't give a f-ck right now.
Ahem. So anyway, light, yes.

The 3's of Me:

3 Names I go by:
Mommy/Mama
Pee
"My last name". My REAL one. The one I was born with.

3 Jobs I’ve had:
Starbucks
Kumon
Mexx

3 Places I’ve lived:
Philippines
New Jersey
Moncton

3 Fave Drinks:
Water
Soy Caramel Macchiatto
Real Mango juice

3 Tv Shows I watch:
Glee
OTH
Lost

3 Places I’ve been:
Dominican Republic
Washington
Yo Mama's house

3 Places I’d like to Visit:
Greece
Mauritius
Disneyland

3 Fave old tv shows:
Full House
Beverly Hills, 90210
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

3 Fave Dishes:
Something with Lobster
Something with Fish
Something with cookies

3 Make-up products I cannot live without:
Lip Balm
Black kohl liner
Eye shadow

3 Things I’m looking forward to:
A clean, mowed, gardened and daily tended lawn and yard
My money back
A good night's rest in my own bed

3 people to tag:
Mel
Mareen
Dilene

Just a Thought...

The reason why my lawn and yard are so disgustingly grubby and endlessly full of weeds
is the same reason why Vegas is still booming with disgustingly grubby whores and endless grown men full of weed.

And that's not the only thing they're full of.

Joke of the Day

Good. Responsible. Man.


These three words were said in one supposed self-describing sentence.

I almost burned myself with my hair straightener out of sheer laughter.

An understatement.

It has been argued that men don't think like women do.

In reality, men just don't think. Period.

And even that is still heavily understated.

Trying to Win!!!!

I know, I know. You don't have to tell me... I am SO behind on my blogging.
I was trying to save it for my "summer break suave" but I'm trying to win this contest at one of my "marked favourites" blog.
You know me. Me + Parties = Euphoria. Ecstasy. Essence. Of. My. Life.
Without giving any of my ideas away because I'm greedy like that, cross your fingers for me.
I have THREE parties going on in my mind right now...

Kate Landers. Everyone said my part time job or side job should be an event planner. I love being a mom to my baby bee's and to be honest, giving them the best and most unique party excites me. Though Blake won't realize just yet, nor Belle how much effort and money is actually put in these...

MOMMY DON'T CARE because MOMMY LOVES YOU.
Great package at stake folks... IM IN IT... TO WIN IT!!!!!

Leo.

It's been a while since I got any piece of Leo action.
Saw the Golden Globes last night. Everyone pretty much looked good.
Then Leo came on. He blew everyone away. Even scruff ruff n stuff George w/his hot ass Italian queen.
Leo is slick. There really is no explanation as to why he's been sitting at my #2 spot over there. I mean, he probably beats Justin out in everything, but Justin's just been It for me for so long that it just has to be.
So anyway, I'm not going to discuss much further because there is no discussion.
He can act. He can rock any look. He is the only reason why I'd want to be a tall blond Sports Illustrated model just so he can hook up with me.
The twitch of his in The Departed. The way he says "alright" as "awwrrrrigh" just gets me going. I don't know why, it just does.
I'm glad Leo was there last night so I can see his face. I think I'm going to pull out The Departed tonight-- or Gangs just to have 2 plus hours of his brilliance.
...right after I catch up on 24 and my CW line up's back! HOO-AH!
Marion and Halle. Goddamn women. How do you look like that?!?!?!
Leo, I love you awwrrrigh.

Resolutions for 2010

Now that I got my "What I Learned" list out of the way, it's only proper to have a couple of New Year's resolutions published as well. Maybe if it's published I'll be more likely to follow through with it. Maybe not. But it's always nice to set goals. Even better when you follow through and accomplish them. Saw this title on Leesh's blog. Before I read hers, I'll write mine. Then as in our Twilightian norm, I will see how much we have in common.

For now, I'll start with five resolutions for the new year. Hello 2010. Good gracious. I swear there was a movie I watched ages ago that had us as robots or living underwater by 2010.

5. I will run 10k. Steph needs to get me there. I need to force myself to get Steph to get me there. lol Should I change it to 5k? 2.5k? Hehehe

4. I will make my house a home. Pictures will not only be printed and put into frames but these frames will be put up. My living room will be my reading room aka Curl Up with Edward/Jamie room.

3. I will be nicer to Michael. In whatever way I choose or deem nice. Niceness is on my terms. LOL I have to be realistic in order to fulfill these resolutions.

2. I will do my AQ courses one way or another. Either upgrade my English qualifications or *gulp* do my Religion Part 1 and 2. I prefer option A, but it's not free.

1. I will give myself more "me" time. Though my kids are my life, I need to have mine in order to give them a fuller one. N'est ce pas?

So there you have it. My top five resolutions I can think of on the spot. Not bad. I think I can manage. Now if I print it and paste it on my mirror it might just all work!
Can't wait to hear all of yours. PS Belle's resolution is apparently "I will not lie because before I used to lie all the time" hmmph.

Countdown to Twenty-Ten is on!!! See you in the New Year folks!!! Let this one bring me lots of happiness, good health and MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!